By now you may have heard some rumors that the core members of Those Guys had been struck by lightning and killed. We regret to inform you that this is in fact, absolutely true. Bobby Ricci, Bobby “Cupcake” Richmond, and Craig Holder indeed met their untimely demise in this fashion. We told Cupcake not to wear his Mr. T gold jewelry while we were doing our bi-annual puddle dance, but unfortunately he didn’t listen, and we all ended up getting fatally struck. Due to advances in modern science in the field of mutagenic viruses, a company called Umbrella (who we all had previously signed up to be donated to for scientific study upon our demise) rounded up our dead carcasses and we went on to be the first test subjects of an experimental “T-Virus” and have since been re-animated to zombie form. Yay! Being zombies isn’t all that bad. The most severe symptom is diminished brain function, but we’ve decided to combat that by opening a university where we learned to spell words like “unruly” and use correct grammar. A feat that, sadly, most humans still haven’t mastered. And there are also extra-curricular activities like “Moan Club” and our weekly staring contests. Sometimes, if we’re feeling really mischievous, we’ll sneak to the nearby human university and go on brain raids in the girl’s dormitories. Ah, good times! A small, but pertinent side effect of the virus heightened our musical abilities and has allowed us the uncanny ability to rock brains harder than any human could ever dream. Thus, Bobby squared and Craig sought out a few other zombie patients at the Umbrella corporation (Lina G, Schae, and Francesco Maceri) and the band Zombie University was born!